{"id":29,"date":"2017-05-18T15:27:12","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T15:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/18\/book\/"},"modified":"2017-05-18T15:27:12","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T15:27:12","slug":"book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/18\/book\/","title":{"rendered":"book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lovecarcass.tumblr.com\/post\/149794888540\/book\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">lovecarcass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Carcass doesn\u2019t want to have sex with me. Tonight I took off my clothes and put his scaled paw on my breast and he snatched it back with a high-pitched chitter. I tried pinching my nipples for him, swaying and rolling my hips a bit. He backed into a corner, muttering in his own language. As I reached down between my legs, he lunged forward and smashed my lamp, before springing from the window onto the next building, and away into the night.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I cried in the corner for a few minutes, wiping my nose on my dressing gown sleeve. Then I read a bit more of the book I found in his coat pocket. It\u2019s in Carcassese, but I think I\u2019m getting some of the phrasing. There are pictures of dead birds on most pages. I kept it so he\u2019d have to come back.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2018Love Carcass: An Interspecies Erotic Memoir\u2019 starts today! A poem-a-day Tumblr by my Sidekick cohort Kirsten Irving.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lovecarcass: Carcass doesn\u2019t want to have sex with me. Tonight I took off my clothes and put his scaled paw on my breast and he snatched it back with a high-pitched chitter. I tried pinching my nipples for him, swaying and rolling my hips a bit. He backed into a corner, muttering in his own [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gojonstonego.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}